Sex determination and durians

i'll talk about something random since im so bored tonight.

let's talk about sex determination system. im sure you guys would be pretty familiar, or have heard of those really traditional families where their son and his wife got to have at least one boy in the family for further reproduction or in other words, to carry the family's name. when talking about at least ONE, think about it the mathematical way, where there are like 10 choices, meaning you could have like up to 10 boys, guys, remember? probability. XD

see, the diagrams below indicate sex chromosomes in our human body.

paternal chromosomes XY

maternal chromosomes XX

that means a sperm would carry either X or Y but an ovum would always and only carries X. so, when the sperm and the ovum fuses, the following results would be XY and XX (duh). but then think again, who actually determines the sex of the baby? they would always blame it on the woman if she doesn't give birth to a boy, but actually, they're blaming the wrong person, it should be the man's fault. Consequently, it's actually the MAN that determines the baby's sex, because there are TWO Xs' in the woman, but *aha* there's a variation in the man's chromosomes, as in X and Y, so obviously, if a X (man) pairs with X (woman), it's a girl and if a Y (man) pairs with X again (woman), it's a boy. why should they put all the blame on the woman being useless, it's actually the man. XD

please tell me that this is crap. hahahaha. im not being sexist or anything okay, and i hope i did not offend anybody about this, it's just for fun. any comments, say it proudly. XD

DURIAN MINUS/WITHOUT THE STINK!?!

ohgwad, a durian wouldn't be a durian anymore without its stink/aroma/smell, what on earth are they genetically engineering the durian's genes for? come on, that's the unique part of durians, you can't erase that aroma away. hmph. and NO! it doesn't smell like "pigshit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock". -_-", if the ang mohs can't stand the smell, let them be, but they're missing a whole lot of fun. oooh, scrumptious and luscious durians. XD i like i like. XD

today as i was walking across the living hall,
"close the windows" mum said.
so i walked towards the windows, as i was about to close the 1st window,
"CLOSE THE WINDOWS, wern ching!" mum shouted.
"what -lah? im closing -lah, why you shout so loud, i was just about to close -la k, i can't like close all the windows in 1 second..."
"i thought you didn't hear me -mah, yalah, then you guys always so slow motion..." mum said.
"i was just walking across the living hall, of cuz i need time to walk to the windows and close them -mah, then you go shout..."
then my mum laughed. -_-" what -lah
i walk silently, my footsteps can't be heard, maybe that's why my mum thought i didn't hear her. XD